Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Waffles!

Most everyone who reads my blog knows that I am not a morning person at all. I generally do not wake up until about 5-10 minutes before class then rush to class completely not awake. Well, since Easter, I have been REALLY busy with homework in which I have been needing to egt up early to do some work. Well about mid last week I decided to try being a morning person until the end of the school year. I have been getting up at 6 getting my shower and going outside to watch the sunrise in my hammock and then come in to do some homework before class.

So far, I have thoroughly enjoyed it. Until this morning. I got up did my normal routine except instead of coming in to do homework, I was hungry (surprise I know) so I went and got some breakfast. I got my plate of french toast sticks, sausage, eggs, and a biscuit. Then I went to get some yogurt. I didn't see any of the closed yogurt container things but I saw some stuff that looked like blueberry yogurt sitting next to the waffle iron. Except I didn't notice the waffle iron next to it.

I continued to proceed to my seat and eat my main meal and once I finished I went to delve into the delicious yogurt that I had been craving. I got this great big spoonful and shoved it in my mouth. It was waffle batter. And, not only was it waffle batter, but it was waffle batter with blueberry chunks in it. I gagged immediately, managed to swallow the batter, and my breakfast was finished after that. Maybe, I should try paying attention... or just being awake when I go to breakfast.

6 comments:

gk said...

EEEEWWWWWWWW



I would have barfed on the floor.

Unknown said...

thats hysterical. extremely. Hey Kevin... I'm gonna make you blueberry waffles when you come home. :D

I'm Just Sayin said...

Dude! Recognize and celebrate your true self. You don't have to be a morning person to love Jesus!

Besides, if He expected all of us to be morning people, why would He have provided coffee?!

GO BACK TO BED! BE YOURSELF!

It's okay - I promise!

cathy hudler said...

HaHaHaHaHa! Hilarious! love ya

Matt Rollins said...

DUDE!! Whats worse is that you would have eaten a big helping of blueberry yogurt that was just sitting out unsealed.... with everybody's coughing germs and what not inside. How did you swallow that? You win dude.... you win. (but you lost the common sense contest)

Anonymous said...

first the tree thing, now yogurt/batter. i'm seriously never letting you forget either one. ever. forever. and ever.